"In response to the new Facebook guidelines I hereby declare that everything you post from this moment forward belongs to me." $FB

"In response to the new Facebook guidelines I hereby declare that everything you post from this moment forward belongs to me. I also lay claim to any Bacon or other snacks you have in your house.

By reading this you consent that under the Uniform Commercial Code, all your base are belong to us. Further, by liking or sharing any content on Facebook you agree to repeal the laws of thermodynamics." - John Moore